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Ancient flashes: Lego Bionicle 1 and 2

The worst adventure games ever made.

LEGO BIONICLE

Despite its sheer crappiness, this isn't a short game, and I suppose it's kind of unbelievable I managed to make it all back when I was so little. I'm also surprised how all of the text in the game somehow still seems to make sense... Still, there are hundreds of stupid mistakes, like calling a surfboard 'skateboard'. If you stick with this to the end you're a strange person.

LEGO BIONICLE 2

Infinitely better than the first one, but that doesn't make it fun. At all. Ever. This game is surprisingly big as well, three times the length of Bionicle 1. However the gameplay still sucks, especially when you factor in that every level must be beaten twice in order to complete the game. Don't play it.


 

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